Posted by BOC Staff | Elin Woods,Mark Nejame,Tiger Woods | Monday 30 November 2009 1:10 am

Update #1– Cops pursuing warrant from Tiger’s medical treatment.


Jupiter, FL– In the interest of disclosure, I admit I am a U G E Tiger Woods fan. (we pronounce it sans the H in Jersey)


I dream of the day I could hit a ball and feel the shaft of my driver fall into my palm like an ethereal falsetto, as he does.


Until then, I golf-envy my beloved Eldrick.

In the early morning hours, 2:20 ish AM of this Saturday following Thanksgiving, Mr. Woods had a minor accident at the end of his driveway while backing out in his Escalade. He hit a fire hydrant and tree; sustaining minor injuries. 

Today, after the 3rd requested meeting to interview Tiger about the accident, FHP troopers were again turned away at the request of Woods lawyer, Mark Nejame.

Mark Nejame

The neighbors of his enclave neighborhood Windemere called 911.

Why was he backing out of his driveway at that hour, you ask?

Why, he was test marketing, of course.  A Two-fer of sorts.

How else does one test the tensile strength of the rear window of a 2009 Escalade and the latest and greatest in graphite irons?

Allow me to explain. Tiger’s wife, the lovely Elin Woods, sank a club out of Mr. Woods bag (Steve Williams unavailable for consult) into the rear of Mr. Woods SUV. According to Tiger’s statement, Elin acted courageoulsy in that endeavor.

  As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I’m pretty sore.

This situation is my fault, and it’s obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I’m human and I’m not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn’t happen again.

This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.

The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.

This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be.

Tiger– You have every right to a personal life. If those decisions result in you Umiliating your wife ( again no H in Jersey) we will not maintain our friendship.

I will end up respecting you as a champion athlete who is a jerkwad in his personal life. I cannot imagine your Dad would relish the idea of you being on a conveyor belt at the Enquirer print house.

Now is the time. Make it right. I apologize for the unfair pressure, it is well intended.



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  1. chitown lady says:

    Well well well….we are now up to 5 yes, people 5 skanks….The 5th one looks like a younger version of that ole favorite of Bill Clintons, good ole Monica Lewinski…Stay tuned….I expect skank 6 to come out very very soon……Oh brother UGH! does this CLOWN (tiger)have any shame? Morals? Well folks, this guy was playing alot more holes the 18….HEE HEE HEE !

  2. Boz says:

    Let’s see. Someone doesn’t want us to know who little Caylee’s father is. Someone is bankrolling KC’s defense. KC lives in Orlando. A well-known very,very rich whoring horny married man is exposed in Orlando. At least seven women have come forward and it’s only been a week. KC loves to party. KC hasn’t had a job for two years.

    Is it possible??????????????????????????????????????

  3. Boz says:

    I’m sorry Blink. Imagination getting the best of me.

  4. moxiemom says:

    If you want a good laugh, go to NBC’s site, to SNL’s skit about Tiger. Hilarious!!!

  5. chitown lady says:

    Ugh! I hear the skank count is now up to a whopping 9 That takes care of the first nine holes. Oh, and lets not forget, he actually shared his house with 2 of them……man oh man!

  6. Red Ranger says:

    Boz, I am on that bandwagon with you.

    One of the seven that have come forward is a manager at a Perkins restaurant. About two years ago a talk radio show from Orlando had a guy calling in talking about seeing TW in a Perkins multiple times. The host blew him off, saying that TW would not go to a Perkins. The national media is now saying the woman may be lying because TW would not go to a Perkins. Coincidence? I think not.

    The only issue I have with the Casey angle is that she would not have needed to continually steal George’s gas if she was going to meet TW. Or totally wreck her BFF Amy’s financial life.

    Removing tongue from cheek now….

  7. cherylish1 says:

    absolutely hysterical! rendition on Saturday Night live


  8. suz says:

    Firefighters Respond To Rescue Call At Woods’ Home
    Report: Woods’ Wife Moves Out Of Home

    POSTED: 5:11 am EST December 8, 2009
    UPDATED: 6:41 am EST December 8, 2009

    WINDERMERE, Fla. — Orange County firefighters responded to a medical call at the residence of Tiger Woods on Tuesday morning.

    The call was received at 2:36 a.m.

    I know, I know, how unbearably sad.
    I reached Mark Nejame, Tiger Wood’s attorney already. He advised me there will be no comment.

    A radio log showed an adult woman was transported to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee. The log also showed the patient initally refused transport, but was later listed as an advanced life support patient.

    Video from the hospital showed a middle-age woman being removed from an ambulance on a stretcher and taken through an emergency entrance.

  9. suz says:

    and did tiger OD on thanksgiving night? hey, maybe she WAS trying to save him


    Tiger Woods Admitted to Hospital as OD

    Posted Dec 8th 2009 1:00AM by TMZ Staff

    Tiger Woods was admitted to Health Central Hospital the day after Thanksgiving as an overdose.

    Sources connected with the hospital tell TMZ the admissions chart lists “OD” and that he was having trouble breathing.

    We’re told the fifth floor of the hospital was put on lockdown when Tiger arrived. Tiger was admitted under an alias — William Smith. His wife, Elin Nordegren was by his side.

    As we first reported, Elin gave paramedics two pill bottles at the accident scene — we now know the prescriptions were for Ambien and Vicodin. Tiger was in and out of consciousness, snoring at the scene, and our sources say he clearly appeared to be under the influence of something — not alcohol.

    We’re also told doctors used a breathing tube to assist his respiration.

    Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0Z6BNoBOF

  10. suz says:

    it’s a blonde woman on the stretcher. some are saying wife of course, but it’s unconfirmed

  11. suz says:

    well, the story is changing (“conflicting reports”) but that kind of sounds like spin mebbe

    TMZ http://www.tmz.com/

    An ambulance reportedly raced to Tiger Woods’ block in Windermere, FL overnight — and transported a middle-aged woman to the hospital … but there are conflicting reports.

    Orange County Fire officials confirm a rescue call came in at 2:36 AM from a home on Deacon Circle. TMZ has confirmed the woman was indeed transported to the hospital.

    A person from County Fire tells TMZ the responding address does not sync up with Tiger’s home, suggesting it’s a neighbor.

    But WKMG TV in Orlando is reporting someone was transported (see below) and a blonde woman in a black Escalade followed an ambulance from Deacon Circle to Health Central hospital — the same hospital that treated Tiger the night of his accident.

    The Escalade’s vehicle tag is similar to the one that crashed — and, we know, Tiger has a second Escalade.

    Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0Z6JTnoPZ

    It was Tiger’s home.

  12. suz says:

    INDEED it was.

    now it could also be Elin’s mom (or twin)

    UPDATE: 7:45 AM ET: Here’s what we now confirm as the latest. A middle-aged, blond woman was taken to the hospital early this morning. We have now confirmed the call came from Tiger’s address. The spokesperson for Orange County Fire initially said the 911 call came from Tiger’s home but for some reason she later backed off that statement and said it might not be the same address. But, it is indeed Tiger’s address. We also know a younger blond woman followed the ambulance to the hospital. And, as we reported, Elin’s mom is in the U.S. to be with her daughter.

    Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0Z6LcnYDZ

  13. sosad says:

    #156 – Red Ranger-

    There is no doubt in my mind that he’s been to that Perkins. I’ve seen him there myself. It’s an upscale Perkins, right down the street from Islesworth. Lots and lots of well-heeled people go there.

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