Yesterday, in an exclusive interview with Fox’s Holly Bristow, George Anthony read aloud a letter he wrote over Thanksgiving regarding his and his families plight of living “under the microscope.”

This is the same Holly Bristow that Cindy parked her SUV in rush hour traffic, ran to her news van, banged on the window and shaking her finger screamed to the driver that Holly would NOT be getting any more exclusives. 

You can find Dr. Lillian Glass’s assessment of George’s appearance here.

Apparently George feels there is plenty of blame for his strife including bloggers looking for their 15 minutes of fame. Huh?

It would seem to me that in George, Lee and Cindy Anthony’s initial 15 minutes of LAME, they begged the media, the public and Law Enforcement to look for Caylee Marie Anthony THEIR WAY and without any scrutiny of the possibilities of how she got THAT WAY.

The Blinkoncrime contributing editors would like to remind Mr. Anthony that to our knowledge, the only thing that landed under a microscope in the search for his murdered granddaughter was her hair with a deathband at the proximal end; removed from his daughter’s trunk. 

The rest of the scrutiny, sir, is of your OWN DOING.

You S O L I C I T E D help from OCSO.

You S O L I C I T E D help from the media.

You S O L I C I T E D help from the public.

You S O L I C I T E D help from the Padillas.

You S O L I C I T E D help from TES.

You S O L I C I T E D help from Private Investigators.

What utterly jams me about you people is your unmitigated gall that you think you can control events.

You have treated anyone in any capacity as if they should open their mouths, take the Anthony spoonful and ignore your hand in our wallets in the process.

You solicited public funds without a license to do so and misled thousands as to where your GRANDDOLLARS were going.

I would ask you how many granddollars your dignity cost you but as I have noted in an earlier “Microscope View” you were devoid of it before Caylee was murdered. 

You have openly admitted to following witnesses in this case.

You directed Dominick Casey to spend the bulk of his time trying to dig up dirt on the very people your daughter duped for years; not to find Caylee mind you, but to take the heat off Casey.

How many decent people have YOUR efforts put under the microscope?

Mr. Anthony, I began work on Caylee’s case LONG before I had ever written about it because she was M I S S I N G. I put together a research team and we busted our humps daily to help find her, and to stop you and yours from using her as your personal ATM.

The fact is, these “bloggers” for the most part, all did more to find your granddaughter than you or any member of your family ever has. 

When she was found and OCSO and the FBI spent 72 hours straight at the site to make sure they had all this baby’s bones what did you do?

You called the very people whose hands extracted almost every teensy bone of this cherub “effing flunkies” and ordered them out of your house.

What you, your family and cronies have never understood, is that THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. I don’t give a whip if you pierce your pinky toe. I don’t care about any of your proclivities whatsoever.

What I VERY MUCH care about, is justice for Caylee Marie Anthony.

My team and I will work as diligently as we always have to ensure she gets it and that her legacy is restored.

As long as you continue to publicly lie, omit, evade and demonstrate your overall inability to accept what has happened to your only grandchild at the hands of your daughter, you can expect a slot on my slide at every opportunity.

You knew on July 15. I could throw a rock from your roof to where Caylee laid in festering garbage. Shame on You.

You want out of the spotlight? Tell the truth. You might even try it before Dominick Casey cuts a deal and tells it for you.

Orlando, FL– It would seem the denial of the removal of items from the makeshift memorial site where the remains of Caylee Marie Anthony were found, by her grandparents, George and Cindy Anthony was, well, caca.

On Monday evening, when two women attempted to replace the cross that was recently removed, they were stunned to see a woman appear out of the shadows and place the cross in a dark colored vehicle. As that vehicle left the scene, one of the women snapped a picture of the driver.

Apparently the maneuvers George Anthony had been practicing mentally  from his earlier (since abandoned) recount about a high speed chase with his daughter Casey did not fail him.

Witnesses from the scene, who declined to be identified, said Anthony nearly had the “Georginator” on 2 wheels as he pulled a “360” to ensue hot pursuit of the ferocious flashing females. One woman stated she actually saw George’s silver signature pompadour part as they whizzed past on their creepy cross caper. 

As the women attempted to leave the scene, footage in tow, the glare of flashing “strobe” lights in their rear view mirror granted them a brief sigh of relief that perhaps an OCSO patrolman had intervened. This moment was short lived however, when the women formerly on friendly terms with the Anthony’s, recognized the figure in the night vision goggles flashing his big boy lights behind them was none other than Dennis Milstead. (editors note: This dude was convicted for impersonating a police officer peeps, I chit you not.)

At this point in the dangerous drama, whereby speeds reportedly reached in excess of 23 MPH; The Femme Flashalists were cornered in front of a gated community.

Dennis and Sherri Milstead, convicted felons and founders of KidFinders Network were on the left. Platinum Frequent Flyer Patrons and Ritz Carlton crab puff officianados George and Cindy Anthony on the right.

Dennis Milstead, still wearing his Sonnys bib from his earlier slather platter feast (hold the salt) got out first according to witness accounts.

When his spurs hit the asphault, you could hear a pin drop.

“It’s Five-O Bitches” Hand it Over or else I’m takin yuins In.”

Cindy Anthony gets out of the car next, she is wearing the newly designed for the Scamthony foundation; shamrock lanyard with miniature hammer amulet. She shakes her bottled water at them.

“If you maggots wanna do something for our grandaughter, you can PURCHASE one of our Limited Edition, for discarded baby remains only, life-like crosses from our foundation, dedicated to finding missing kids like Caylee. Pre-market price of $19.95, comes with a shamwow.”

Milstead is heard to respond:

“Whoa, that was not the plan. How the French are we going to get our house off the auction block on June 25^th if you give that thing away? I’m not gonna keep humpin that damn sign all over and besides, you better remember who has copies of the transactions from the first 4 days of your OTHER “Foundation”.

With that, a curiously familiar looking man with a black cowboy hat appeared on a white horse from the tendrils of the night.

YO! Ladies, just turn around. They are in front of you, not in back, just put your car in reverse. I just bought this Gen U Wine rattler belt and if I have to use it to open a can in these here parts, I reckon I’ll call Rob down here and we’ll get to tusselin’ . Would not be the first time I proved Orlawn do is not big enough for the both of us.

The ladies thanked Leonard and indeed backed out of the jaws of peril.

When they asked Leonard when they would see him again, he replied:

“Thanks to you, probably tomorrow night on Nancy Grace.”

And with a tip of his hat and an “Evenin Ma’am”, he was gone.

Lois Peter and Denise Hill, called 911 but hung up when they spotted a FHP Officer.

Officer Richard Cain’s cousin told them all to “Go Home, that cross has been there for months, you can see roots growing through it, and I saw a snake behind you.” The officer was still spotted this morning not completing his report of the incident, prompting the Diva Detective Squad to file a report with the Orange County Sheriff’s Office yesterday morning.

The Orange County Sheriff’s Office has confirmed they are currently investigating the complaint filed by the women.

The Big Man upstairs is investigating the people that will keep the ashes of their grandchild in a box while they steal and destroy gifts and crosses left on private property in memorium of Caylee Marie Anthony.

Red Ranger contributed to the research of this article

Image courtesy of Klaasend