Allow me to introduce you to the luckiest little girl in the world this morning. I will not report her name  as she is 9. Her name is being witheld as a minor; let’s refer to her as “Lucky ” .  I am reporting on Lucky’s story in lieu of writing about the high profile cases that attract thousands to this site every day. Why?  Because I would be thrilled to never bring you another story about a missing child found in a suitcase or garbage bag, etc. I read this and thought; Maybe I am going about this all wrong. Maybe the fact that these children are splashed all over the news, every HLN program and every True Crime blog isn’t enough to give some the wake up call they need to act for our childrens protection.

Maybe the message needs to be about the one that got away for some of us to see our own children at risk. You tell me.

Orlando, FL- “Lucky”, 9, was playing with friends last evening in her neighborhood in the vicinity of S.Goldenrod and Pershing Avenue.  It was a mild evening in Orlando and the children were enjoying a game of hide and seek.  Keeping a close watch on the activities apparently, was neighbor Marcus Younge. 

Younge 23, came out of nowhere, grabbed Lucky by the waist and attempted to pick her up according to the child’s statement to Investigators. She was able to break free from Younge’s grasp and fled home to her parents as she had been taught.  While she was running, she looked back to see if she was being chased by her boogey- man- in- real- life, who was fleeing as well;  in the opposite direction. (more…)

Satsuma, FL– Did Haleigh Ann-Marie Cummings Gram try to set up William “Cobra” Staubs by leading him into a remote area of the woods about a mile from her son Ron Cummings home? Teresa Neves, is the grandmother of Haleigh Ann-Marie Cummings, missing from her Satsuma home since February 10, 2009

In the most bizarre video footage yet, captured by artharris.com, Teresa Neves appears to brazenly lead Cobra and his team into a backwoods area resmebling a scene out of deliverance.

Ms. Neves was sobbing when she called Cobra Staubs on his cell phone from her red pickup truck and asked him to meet her at the Citgo Sation on 17. She told him she had been by herself searching out there for the past 4 hours.

..”I was just walking and I got lost.. there was a trailer and it sounded like a squeaking door from deep in the woods..”

Cobra and his son Matthew, attempted to locate the owner of the trailer by knocking on the open door and calling out “Investigations Here, Anyone home?”

As they began wondering into the woods looking for clues, they abruptly lost Neves and could not locate her. Deep within the woods they had never been in, Staubs gets a call on his cell. It’s Neves.

..” Where you at.. You on the Road? You ran into a six foot  Moccasin..? Who did you all up and leave us out in the woods, was this part of the plan?  

As Cobra and son headed towards the road, they ran into a former marine who was local. He stated that what Neves may have thought was underground prisons was his innocent hog pens.

It appeared that Ms. Neves, who works as a dispatcher for the Sheriff’s Office was wearing flip flops when she met up with Cobra and would not be appropriate or footwear one would be sporting to go trouncing through the brush and soggy ground for 4 hours. Cobra thinks she set him up. For what purpose, remains to be seen.

It was later discovered that the area had been searched three times previously with 168 officers, a fact that Ms. Neves would have been aware of. 

Lakeland, FL- “He who smelt it Dealt It!!” could be heard by a group of kids chanting in support of Johnathan Locke, Jr , 15 , who was kicked off the bus for three days because of what could only be described as “excessive flatulence”

Johnny, or “Juicy J” as his friends called him, was handed a misbehavior form resulting in a 3 day suspension from riding the bus on Monday. Upon the repeated playing of his gluteal tuba, although Mr. Locke is not in the band, the bus driver stated that his scented screaming was tantamount to ASSphyxiation, and the students and  he could hardly breathe.

The Ralph Cramden wanna be, director of trouser cough-less transportation, said that Juicy J’s rectal turbulence was done purposefully to make his air biscuits waft to the back of the bus, effectively creating a mobile Dutch oven. It is not known if the cool kids enjoying the rear seating remained conscious or developed hum roid envy.

Polk County School Officials stated there is no rule against flatulence on the bus, but there is a rule against causing a disturbance .

Late this evening, Blink on Crime spoke to Juicy J:

“..If I wanted to be expelled from stool, this is not how I would go about it. Here’s a thought. How about not scooping that heaving mound of baked beans on my tray at lunch. O and yeah, lunch Nazi making me finish my milk.. Dude, I am lactose intolerant. Juicy added he hopes to meet up again with Ralphie, this time, hopefully in a mini cooper or VW Bug . He claims he will be packing from now until then, with a carton of buttermilk for just that special occasion..”

Salem, Oregon– The daughter of Vera Lakuvina, 41, was found wandering the streets of her neighborhood Wednesday evening around the intersection of Roselawn Drive Northeast and Burlington Street after Police received a call about a small child out alone.

Although the child was found the evening of Wednesday March 18, she was not reported missing by her Mother until Thursday March 19 after taking her several other children to appointments and leaving some at home.

Ms. Lakuvina did not notice her child missing until she returned home from the siblings morning appointments.

Police spokesman Lt. Dave Okada said Lakuvina has many children of different ages, with older children caring for the younger. As is protocal, Ms. Lakuvina was reported to the Department of Human Services.

Mrs. Lakuvino felt the child, police believe to be named “Esther” was missing from approximately 6:30 PM believing that she put herself to bed, as she did frequently.

When Lakuvina woke up this morning, she dropped some of her children off  before checking Esther’s bedroom. When she saw Esther was missing, she called police.

(Editors Note: How many kids does this woman have and why would she not know if her 4 year old child left her home WAY before bedtime)

BREAKING NEWS

Los Angeles, CA– Late this evening it was announced that former suedo-hubby and long time attorney to Anna Nicole Smith, Howard K. Stern, was indicted for conspiracy to provide illegal drugs to Anna Nicole Smith.

Along with Stern, 2 of Smith’s former physician’s Dr. Kappor and Dr. Khristine Eroshkovich were under indictment as well.  California Police recently raided the offices of Dr. Sandeep Kapoor. They are being charged with a total of eight felonies.

Stern is expected to turn himself in momentarily on charges he illegally obtained prescription drugs for Smith, who died of an overdose in 2007.

Stern had denied any wrongdoing in Smith’s death.

Check back for details.

Tracey Davies, 40, and her boyfriend, 45 year old Mark Coghill were working on baby makin’. Apparently Tracey’s bio clock got the better of her.  While they were celebrating Mark’s 45^th birthday, after purchasing two bottles of vodka and a trip to the pub, Tracey had a meltdown. It would seem the gross of EPT pregnancy tests she purchased were reaching expiration in the loo closet.

 In Coghill’s attempts to comfort his fetally challenged lover with a loving kiss at her request, she bit down hard on his tongue, severing it, landing on the floor.  

Due to this jaw-dropping attack, Coghill can no longer distinguish between foods or work. Regretfully, curry, cheese and toast vs. “just toast” are un-discernible to his missing palate.  Afternoon Tea may as well be shots of Mountain Dew.

 Following the assault on Mr. Coghill, Ms. Davies rang the Bobbies and paramedics. Upon arrival, she was advised of her pending arrest, to which she replied; “Your joking.. we have a domestic..I have bitten his tongue off, here it is..” Do you have the number for Octumom?

Coghill was treated at Newcastle Hospital where surgeons elected not to reattatch the almost 1/3 portion of his tongue due to the dangers of possible infection.