Bite Your Tongue- Literally. British Woman bites off Boyfriends Tongue
Tracey Davies, 40, and her boyfriend, 45 year old Mark Coghill were working on baby makin’. Apparently Tracey’s bio clock got the better of her. While they were celebrating Mark’s 45th birthday, after purchasing two bottles of vodka and a trip to the pub, Tracey had a meltdown. It would seem the gross of EPT pregnancy tests she purchased were reaching expiration in the loo closet.
In Coghill’s attempts to comfort his fetally challenged lover with a loving kiss at her request, she bit down hard on his tongue, severing it, landing on the floor.
Due to this jaw-dropping attack, Coghill can no longer distinguish between foods or work. Regretfully, curry, cheese and toast vs. “just toast” are un-discernible to his missing palate. Afternoon Tea may as well be shots of Mountain Dew.
Following the assault on Mr. Coghill, Ms. Davies rang the Bobbies and paramedics. Upon arrival, she was advised of her pending arrest, to which she replied; “Your joking.. we have a domestic..I have bitten his tongue off, here it is..” Do you have the number for Octumom?
Coghill was treated at Newcastle Hospital where surgeons elected not to reattatch the almost 1/3 portion of his tongue due to the dangers of possible infection.
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If this poor guy had two down two bottles of Vodka and hit the pub to want to play tounsil hockey with this woman in the first place, I dont get it. Oye Vey
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