CAYLEE/CASEY ANTHONY CASE: GEORGE AND CINDY FACING CRIMINAL COMPLAINT IN CAYLEE MEMORIAL SITE “STING”
The following article is written “Onion Style”, I could not take covering it any other way.
Orlando, FL– It would seem the denial of the removal of items from the makeshift memorial site where the remains of Caylee Marie Anthony were found, by her grandparents, George and Cindy Anthony was, well, caca.
On Monday evening, when two women attempted to replace the cross that was recently removed, they were stunned to see a woman appear out of the shadows and place the cross in a dark colored vehicle. As that vehicle left the scene, one of the women snapped a picture of the driver.
Apparently the maneuvers George Anthony had been practicing mentally from his earlier (since abandoned) recount about a high speed chase with his daughter Casey did not fail him.
Witnesses from the scene, who declined to be identified, said Anthony nearly had the “Georginator” on 2 wheels as he pulled a “360” to ensue hot pursuit of the ferocious flashing females. One woman stated she actually saw George’s silver signature pompadour part as they whizzed past on their creepy cross caper.
As the women attempted to leave the scene, footage in tow, the glare of flashing “strobe” lights in their rear view mirror granted them a brief sigh of relief that perhaps an OCSO patrolman had intervened. This moment was short lived however, when the women formerly on friendly terms with the Anthony’s, recognized the figure in the night vision goggles flashing his big boy lights behind them was none other than Dennis Milstead. (editors note: This dude was convicted for impersonating a police officer peeps, I chit you not.)
At this point in the dangerous drama, whereby speeds reportedly reached in excess of 23 MPH; The Femme Flashalists were cornered in front of a gated community.
Dennis and Sherri Milstead, convicted felons and founders of KidFinders Network were on the left. Platinum Frequent Flyer Patrons and Ritz Carlton crab puff officianados George and Cindy Anthony on the right.
Dennis Milstead, still wearing his Sonnys bib from his earlier slather platter feast (hold the salt) got out first according to witness accounts.
When his spurs hit the asphault, you could hear a pin drop.
“It’s Five-O Bitches” Hand it Over or else I’m takin yuins In.”
Cindy Anthony gets out of the car next, she is wearing the newly designed for the Scamthony foundation; shamrock lanyard with miniature hammer amulet. She shakes her bottled water at them.
“If you maggots wanna do something for our grandaughter, you can PURCHASE one of our Limited Edition, for discarded baby remains only, life-like crosses from our foundation, dedicated to finding missing kids like Caylee. Pre-market price of $19.95, comes with a shamwow.”
Milstead is heard to respond:
“Whoa, that was not the plan. How the French are we going to get our house off the auction block on June 25th if you give that thing away? I’m not gonna keep humpin that damn sign all over and besides, you better remember who has copies of the transactions from the first 4 days of your OTHER “Foundation”.
With that, a curiously familiar looking man with a black cowboy hat appeared on a white horse from the tendrils of the night.
YO! Ladies, just turn around. They are in front of you, not in back, just put your car in reverse. I just bought this Gen U Wine rattler belt and if I have to use it to open a can in these here parts, I reckon I’ll call Rob down here and we’ll get to tusselin’ . Would not be the first time I proved Orlawn do is not big enough for the both of us.
The ladies thanked Leonard and indeed backed out of the jaws of peril.
When they asked Leonard when they would see him again, he replied:
“Thanks to you, probably tomorrow night on Nancy Grace.”
And with a tip of his hat and an “Evenin Ma’am”, he was gone.
Lois Peter and Denise Hill, called 911 but hung up when they spotted a FHP Officer.
Officer Richard Cain’s cousin told them all to “Go Home, that cross has been there for months, you can see roots growing through it, and I saw a snake behind you.” The officer was still spotted this morning not completing his report of the incident, prompting the Diva Detective Squad to file a report with the Orange County Sheriff’s Office yesterday morning.
The Orange County Sheriff’s Office has confirmed they are currently investigating the complaint filed by the women.
The Big Man upstairs is investigating the people that will keep the ashes of their grandchild in a box while they steal and destroy gifts and crosses left on private property in memorium of Caylee Marie Anthony.
Red Ranger contributed to the research of this article
Image courtesy of Klaasend
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Love it!! (that beats the still Popeye boating anyday!!) Thanks for the chuckle!!!
(now will go actually read the text in my Blink-morning-edition-with-comics!!)
Didn’t Brad Conway’s initial statement sound like he was completely taken off-guard? He probably even had a WTF now moment. Supposedly he had just left there when the incident occurred. Your friend, Mark NeJame, must thank his lucky stars on a daily basis that he fired the Anthonys as clients. How long until Conway can’t take it anymore? BTW, I think that the woman who placed the cross there is kind of a provocateur whack-job, but was the responding behavior necessary? I think if I were in a situation like the Anthonys, with the body left so close to home, I’d just have to move away from the house, even if I couldn’t sell it.
He does. But he is supportive of the A’s (more than I) to the extent he feels compassion for their loss.
I agree on the Lois et al clan, I dont condone the Springer-like antics. However, I am glad on this occasion they were caught in the act. I despise what they have done to this baby’s legacy.
B
LMFAO @ the pic of Milstead driving the A’s.
Shelly, you’ve really outdone yourself this time!
You crack me up.
Who’s Shelly?
B
Officer Richard Cain’s cousin’s dialogue is my favorite part…LOL
It’s hard to make a serious comment after that read, Blink!! You did very well without the Batman style text Expli-motifs (ZAM, Golly-Gee, POW, SKREECH!) and instead, keeping to normal text styles, sizes, you drew the unaware reader in thinking this was going to be one of the regular recounts of the story we’ve all read earlier — but the Aqua-LE Cruiser with bobble-heads was just the tip of the adventure to read our ‘Blnk Daily’ and it’s not even Sunday for the cartoon page!!
(ok, one serious thought, well two– first to come to mind was that yes, a lawyer in a wheelchair can lie for clients as well as any of his collegues (his clients never removed any memorial) and second, George said in his M&M depo, that he never went ‘down there’ by the memorial. Seriously, that Dennis Milstead has acted in a threatening manner on camera to a camera person and others, more than once, and to be confronted by his temper was intimidating enough with his threats (search at Blanchard Park) to a cameraman telling him ‘I am your worst nightmare’. (the women were lucky… very lucky as this guy is not got enough smarts to control his temper)
Please understand that I’d like to hang the A’s with the rest of ya, however in this situation, I’d say that Lois Peter somehow provoked them. It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if she called Cindy ahead of time and told her she was going out to erect yet another cross. Remember, Lois is the one who had the granddaughter named Dakota that supposedly suffered a breakdown upon learning of Caylee’s death. Let’s also keep in mind though, Lois was all friendly with Cindy while Cindy bought Dakota $500 worth of school supplies/clothes, right before she started badmouthing Cindy at Blanchard Park. Lois was there with Murt and even tried to fist fight Cindy, literally. She has gotten her fair share of media coverage and donations from all of this, and lest we forget that she was one of those that was uninvited to the memorial, and instead of just taking that for what it was, knowing it was her own fault. Lois went into Murt’s chat daily, trying to get people to come out and protest at the memorial, as she couldn’t believe Cindy would have someone banned from such a thing. I would NEVER take the A’s side or Casey’s side in anything, but in this one particular instance, I’d have to say that Lois Peter is yet again attempting to get media coverage, as her last donations have surely run out, not to mention that about midmonth each month, she ends up selling her government food stamps so that she can buy beer and cigarettes. This is not rumor, but indeed fact. Ugh, they all make me sick trying to make money off Caylee…..still.
I do not disagree with a thing you said. However, I am willing to let people, like water, seek their own level if it results in stopping this brutal circus. If that makes me wrong, my bad. Reality is trash acts like trash, not my biz, people making money off the back of a dead baby, that is my dog in the fight.
B
LOL!
Milstead previously charged with impersonating a police officer and George Anthony gets away with calling himself a ‘Homicide Detective’. Birds of a feather lie together.
I almost went there but felt calling George “Desk Duty Deputy” was overkill
B
This is my first comment here, but I have to tell you, Lois is no stranger to this case. She and her daughter, Dakota have been chasing the Anthony’s around since day one and she is a whack job. She does it for the media coverage and needs to get a life. I am sure that weird Murt is involved somehow as him and Lois are buds. Sure the Anthony’s have issues, but this Lois asshole has been stalking them enough, I think.
I think we all kinda feel that way, I agree. Moreover, I think Murt is a wreckless hack. Everyone is entitled to do their own thing in this country, but when your work compromises the safety and security of others, my gloves are off.
B
Blink… you deserve an A+ for entertainment value of this article. Thanks so much for the laugh!
TY
B
Oooooooopsie, I meant Blink!!!!
Great picture and article ..
Sorry for the confusion ..
NP Shelly !
B
Regardless if Lois called ahead and said she was putting up a cross, why bite the bait? I would keep an unpublished phone number and not have my email posted everywhere for every lunatic to write me, if I were in their shoes. If you know that someone is antagonizing or stalking you, get a restraining order. Geez. Talk about escalation! Judge Judy would be hilarious with her comments to all parties in this case if it were in her court. She’d be yelling in 2 seconds flat. I’d love to see you write dialogue for that one!
I think ya shudda gone there Blink! No other reporter has even clued into that and you have the goods on that bit of deception (what reason, dunno except ‘credibility/perception of honesty’ re themselves from the get-go. Maybe a stand-alone article to clear up public misconception (ala Larry King and the like) would be appro some time down the line– it would have got lost in this piece of fact and fiction– I’m really really really not buying the Leo on a White Horse as fact, ya gotta know!!!! Great work, girl!!! This must have been a joy to put together, the lighter side of the dark story!
LOL – Now that’s entertainment!!
Blink: You are wildly funny!! I am still laughing…(excess speed of 23 MPH!! LOL) You and Mr.Red Rider make quiet a team…hope you all will do this more often!! This is my favorite site by far. You are great!
I still cannot understand WHY the A.s and Milstead Felons are not being held accountable for this attack!! (I hope and pray that Casey’s atty.s DO throw them under the bus! They deserve it….big time!
I am still baffled on what basis the Anthony’s can base their “cause” or whatever they are doing to make money off of this precious child’s life. The only reason she was “missing” was because their daughter thought it was more important to construct a web of lies sending people in all sorts of directions with her contradictions and basically doing everything she could to prevent anyone from getting on any sort of trail of finding Caylee.
They need to shut up and let the court system and hopefully justice play out.
I felt sorry for them at first, because as a parent and grandparent that would be a HORRIBLE thing to deal with…but now they disgust me. Stay out of the media. Grieve for your granddaughter and worry about your daughter’s freedom if you want, in private. You should be ashamed of what your daughter has done, even if you think she is innocent in Caylee’s death, the web of lies she constructed around Caylee’s disappearance would be enough to embarass me into seclusion.
Blink, I think you should write ALL updates for this case “Onion style.” That was freakin hilarious….I’m wiping away tears….I’m gonna giggle everytime I think of that graphic too….
too funny too funny………..the A’s deserve all the nonsense they receive…who was the memorial hurting anyway…..we all need laugh these days
Hmmmmmm I was not even aware that this Lois Peter woman KNEW the Anthonys! Sounds like ANOTHER koo koo … she should know that if you poke a stick at a rabid dog…he’s GONNA BITE! If she’s on welfare, she needs to stay at home to save on gas. (she could have bought a pkg. of dried pinto beans with the gas $$ she used! lol)
The list of characters involved in this gets crazier by the day! You and Red Rider are “on a roll”…don’t stop now! You make a great comedy team! lol
“Hot Pursuit” at it finest.
TY for the laughs blink.
Justice For Caylee!
You made me laugh what a great animation photo it sums it up clearly! Then the officer said they have been through enough… yeah a sufficient amount of no lives backed up from the police to continue their crazy behavior.
I would have like to see that much spunk from them chasing Casey down the road and why the memorial is there in the first place. Good job, you made a funny in a serious and sensitive issue, Caylee will not be forgotten. Nor the fake police lights switched on, they must pay.
http://www.myfoxorlando.com/dpp/news/anthony_case/052709caylee_memorial_taken_down
http://www.myfoxorlando.com/dpp/news/anthony_case/052709george_anthony_interview
http://www.myfoxorlando.com/dpp/news/anthony_case/060209_Anthonys_want_website_removed
http://cayleebears.com/
HEY..1)I ADDED THE FOX VIDEO OF BALL-LESS GEORGINA COMMENTING ON THE MYSTERIOUS “REMOVAL” OF THE CAYLEE MEMORIAL..
2)I ALSO INCLUDED GEORGINA TAKING A MOMENT TO HOCK THE SCAM CAYLEE BEARS ( THAT BENIFIT THE DEFENSE FUND AND CINDY AND GEORGINA’S LIFESTYLE)
3) I ADDED THE ARTICLE OF THE EVIL ANTHONY’S “WANTING THE CAYLEE BEAR SPOOF SITE REMOVED”…WHAAAAA WHAAAAA!..QUITE FRANKLY, I HOPE THE SPOOF SITE IS FOREVER ASSOCIATED WITH THE EVIL ANTHONY’S WHO HAVE THE NERVE TO DESCRATE A MEMORIAL BUILT BY THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS FOR THEIR GRANDDAUGHTER!!…
BLINK…YOUR ARTICLE WAS HYSTERICAL!!!!!!
No, no, no ..
Blink, I’m not Shelly either!
This is getting even more confusing. LOL
I was joking silly
B
Blink, I don’t think I have ever disagreed with you, but I feel you didn’t go far enough — “Desk Duty Deputy” — is priceless — great piece of writing, thanks, I needed this lolo
Well, my word. Is there no dignity left in this world for Caylee Anthony? It’s surprising the Anthony’s would object to a cross being erected at the dump site of Caylee’s remains. What gives them the right to remove anything from that property? What right does anyone else have to erect anything on the site, for that matter. Why can’t people just go to church and say a prayer for Caylee and the Anthony grandparents? This is just ridiculous.
Teeheee! Platinum frequent flyer patrons and Ritz Carlton crab puff officionados? LOL A shamrock landyard with a hammer? Orlawn do? hahahah! Blink you are the best! Everyone is this cast of characters, aside from Padilla, who I like, but seems to have no cred with anyone, deserves to be made fun of. Nevermind, he deserves it too! Where was Geraldo on the scene? I’m still laughing at that graffic!
B- you’re the best
I like Leonard, always have. Say what you want about the man, he is what he is.
B
Can this get anymore ridiculous? I haven’t seen a media fiasco like this in a long time. I dare say this is even worse than Kato Calin becoming America’s loveable deadbeat, and Marcia Clark going on Oprah to get a makeover. Let this poor baby rest in peace and dignity. Unfortunately, we can’t even blame the media. The most insane behavior is coming straight from the Anthony family. I hope SOMETHING good comes out of all this media coverage, and LE and media will look back on this case as a cornerstone on how missing children cases should NOT be dealt with in the future. I really don’t know if all this extra media coverage is helping the State’s case.
HEY BLINK..
Q: ARE YOU GOING TO THE 1 YEAR MEMORIAL?…I BET SINDY AND GEORGINA ARE SOOOO PISSY ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE NO CONTROL THAT IT WILL BE TAKING PLACE…
Q: IS L.P. GOING?
Q: WHEN IS YOUR NEXT SERIOUS CMA ARTICLE COMING OUT?
THANKS J
I have no plans too. I personally am not a fan of a public anything the way these yahoos are running around. Not safe.
This week, with any luck.
B
The Anthony’s home up for auction on June 25th?
Milsteads
B
http://www.wesh.com/video/19582753/index.html
WESH REPORTER, BOB KEALING, SPREADS MORE LIES FOR THE ANTHONY’S BY QUOTING BRAD CONWAY WHO STATED ” THE ANTHONY’S ARE GLAD IT IS GONE” BUT, THE ANTHONY’S HAD NOTHINGGGGGG TO DO WITH THE MEMORIAL ACTUALLY BEING REMOVED”….
OH, O.K. BRAD CONWAY..AND, ARE YOU STILL RECOVERING FROM THAT “BACK INJURY”?
Very, VERY Funny Blink
TY my friend
B
LUV THE UP THE RIVER IN THE POLICE CAR ,too funny and luv the leonard part, sure he does too!good job, wow you sure stay busy.
Hey, the Milsteads could bring their new boat, float it on the high water of the memorial site, and set up camp when their house sells, they could float over to the A’s, use a shower, have a meal and like that. Maybe Brad Conway could offer them some free advice about staying on the right side of the law as he lets them sit in on his session with his own clients. Conway must have the patience of bedrock.
So is this a true story or a joke. Do not understand
Parody based on true story
B
Thanks for the needed giggles. Liked the Leonard part myself and don’t you just think he loved the idea of being the hero too? Everytime I think George and Cindy have pulled their last little bit of idiocy, they manage to surpass themselves. Why can’t they just let people honor that poor child in whatever ways the people want? They raised a child that America fell in love with–why can’t they be proud of that? What ever happened to dignity and class?
I know its considered nit pickin’ and bad form to even mention misspellings and horrible grammar but how about one little teaching moment here that would add a little class to ALL these writings.
There is one person named Anthony- we have 1 Anthony
there are 2 or more people named Anthony- we have Anthonys or the Anthonys. (There is NO apostrophe)
Then: George Anthony has a daughter. We have” George Anthony’s daughter.
Cindy Anthony has an attitude. We have Cindy Anthony’s attitude and finally, occasionally, we want to talk about something that 2 or more Anthonys own. The Anthonys’ home. (or simply the Anthony home)
The Anthonys’ public demeanor.
Happy punctuating. Let’s try to help the English language survive in some sort of standard form for the generations to come.
Granny
I too loved the animated car. Great graphics!!
OMG ALL YOU BLINK READERS KNOW WHO THIS IS.
LOOK FOR ME TO SPELL EVERYTHING WRONG AND USE CONJUNCTIVE TRANSPITORY EXPOSE RUN ON SENTENCES WITH LOTS OF F WORDS IN RETALIATION. SHE WILL CALL ME FROM THE LEDGE.
I don’t know. I come here for updates on this case and others, and I can’t fathom finding “entertainment” as some posts have said in a little girls death. I don’t agree w/ the Antohony’s taking down a memorial left for their granddaughter by the public, but I don’t agree parodizing a situation where you can spoof a grandma remarking about selling crosses for discarded baby remains. That seems as bad as profiting from a little girls death IMO (if I may have one).
You may. Follow my work, I have spent arguably more time on investigative work of original material than anyone, bar none, in this case. I dont want to get into a debate over it, just sayin. Why? One reason. I stand for Caylee. If providing an “onionesque” piece to illustrate the utter assholes these people are and have become to make my point which was quite serious at the bottom, then I will. Trust me when I say, if you can’t pick your battles to get an ounce of relief in this tragedy, the villagers just grab their torches and head up the mountain and that does nothing to restore this baby’s legacy.
But I still like your updates Blink:)
It was David Milstead that just pulled the scam at Sonnys BBQ. The infamous Dennis Milstead’s brother..
This family has hundreds of civil and crimal cases.
http://www.wptv.com/content/restaurants/inspections/local-articles/story/Man-sustains-burns-from-Sonnys-BBQ/MxKlPkUXp0O6c_4WvMTm6w.cspx
REBUTTLE at 11 PM
http://www.wptv.com/content/restaurants/inspections/local-articles/story/Questions-surround-poisoning-at-Sonnys/jdHz_NnQU02uV0L-EGhXMA.cspx
I am well aware of that, but I appreciate you posting that for anyone that might not be.
As a matter of fact, I am the individual that both called the news station and posted on their site when David was interviewed to check his civil filings, and that of his brother.
Scam artists, the whole lot.
B
Hey B…I am the one that contacted J Holmes(newsreporter) here about David …we did several emails and I sent him all the scoop on all of them…That brought on the 11 rebuttle…LOL
B, We have a great Form about these Foundations and where to send..Can you post it here?
LRT- I am certain very many people contacted him. Mizjay from SM and I are the first 2 comments on the article, and I was contacted through that. It is great when people work against injustice, thanks for stepping up!
B
Someone also contacted our local Sheriffs office today about the recent antics of Milstead in Orlando.(smile) PLUS..this was sent to me by someone that Ran National Missing Childrens day in Daytona.
________
plus the whole truck with lights (Red and Blue at that) and their Siren and not to mention they have Badges
Is the Milsteads home up for auction?
That Picture and story is THE BEST.
Blink, you are a Genius!
Yes and TY
B
I heard rumors that the Anthony’s are leaving the Orlando area. They probably have their home mortgaged to the teeth to pay for all the lawyers. Who would buy the dump?
I do not understand why Cindy cares about a memorial site where the remains of Caylee Marie Anthony was found? I live in California and I see a lot of these sites on the side of the roads. People get hit by cars or die in car accidents. You see crosses, candles, ribbons, pictures. Who bought the site? Leonard P?
The Anthony’s and Milsteads sound like the Orlando NUTS! Probably be better for the Orlando community is they left town.
B
do you have an address to contact you?.I would love to send you a Copy of this Form letter to Authorities…
LRT
http://john.bitbun.com/no%20end.html
THE EVIL ANTHONY’S MAKE AN OFFICIAL STATMENT REGARDING THEIR FOUNDATION EFFORTS…
Hey, Blink
Just a heads up. Don’t know if you gave them permission or even if you care, but someone with the name nomore99 is cuting and pasting your stories and posting them on the fox blog, and not giving you credit.
http://community2.myfoxorlando.com/service/displayShoutBox.kickAction?as=72667&u=&mediaId=170839&mediaType=BLOG
Taffy, thank you, but I read like 100 posts about pie. Did I get that wrong, or could you provide the actual post data?
I dont care, but the lawyers do, very much.
B
Blink! You’ve planted an image in my mind of George’s hair parting in the wind and like an annoying tune, I can’t rid myself of it. What a nightmare.
Oh, OK, I’ll take the pink scalp as long as it comes with a peerless Klassend cartoon plus a George Anthony earlier (since abandoned) recount; hold the Cindy profanities.
Well, you dont have to. That scalp under that pomp is not pink. It is double stick taped.
B
i don’t know if i’m right, but from what i remember…didn’t ‘kidfinders’ give george that boat? and now their house is on the block? so whats up? are they hiding their assets with g&c while they pocket all the dough they can before they go into bankruptcy?
btw
Great job Blink, and i agree, you should write everything ‘onion style’
i refrained myself from asking: so Blink, you like it ‘onion style’? i just can’t help it, sorry;)