Posted by BOC Staff | Bizarre Crime | Friday 20 March 2009 9:20 pm
Disclaimer: You all know I take crime writing and reporting very seriously. When I came across this, the contrast of this piece against what we see and read daily that is so troublesome, I decided we needed a little break. Enjoy the following farticle, It’s the weekend. There will be something horrible and cruel to write about soon enough, there always is, sadly.
Lakeland, FL- “He who smelt it Dealt It!!” could be heard by a group of kids chanting in support of Johnathan Locke, Jr , 15 , who was kicked off the bus for three days because of what could only be described as “excessive flatulence”
Johnny, or “Juicy J” as his friends called him, was handed a misbehavior form resulting in a 3 day suspension from riding the bus on Monday. Upon the repeated playing of his gluteal tuba, although Mr. Locke is not in the band, the bus driver stated that his scented screaming was tantamount to ASSphyxiation, and the students and he could hardly breathe.
The Ralph Cramden wanna be, director of trouser cough-less transportation, said that Juicy J’s rectal turbulence was done purposefully to make his air biscuits waft to the back of the bus, effectively creating a mobile Dutch oven. It is not known if the cool kids enjoying the rear seating remained conscious or developed hum roid envy.
Polk County School Officials stated there is no rule against flatulence on the bus, but there is a rule against causing a disturbance .
Late this evening, Blink on Crime spoke to Juicy J:
“..If I wanted to be expelled from stool, this is not how I would go about it. Here’s a thought. How about not scooping that heaving mound of baked beans on my tray at lunch. O and yeah, lunch Nazi making me finish my milk.. Dude, I am lactose intolerant. Juicy added he hopes to meet up again with Ralphie, this time, hopefully in a mini cooper or VW Bug . He claims he will be packing from now until then, with a carton of buttermilk for just that special occasion..”
Satsuma, Fl- Just when we have learned to cringe at the thought of yet another bounty hunter getting in the middle of the case of a missing child like some pavlov’s public response, this time , some say maybe that’s exactly the what may be necessary to find the answers as to what happened to missing Florida girl, Haleigh Cummings.
Big Willie Staubs
Bounty Hunter William Staubs by all accounts appears to be a legitimate Bounty Hunter, who is very well connected in the areas of Law Enforcement and may have thwarted a domestic terror attack
In an interview with 97.3 FMThe Sky Radio, William “Cobra” Staubs claims to have been on the ground in Satsuma Florida since the early days of this case, following Haleigh’s presumed abduction February 10, 2009.
According to TJ Hart, the interviewers notes, these are the Highlights:
Ron and Misty initially were both onboard.
Misty got cold feet, but was urged at vigil for Haleigh by others there to do it.
They were about to get the re-enactment underway when Misty balked again.
Misty said she didn’t remember things – didn’t want to do it at all and got angry
Ron got angry at Misty – talked about it with Cobra at Memaw’s over some sweet tea.
Cobra told Ron about “Greg” – a young African American male with whom Misty was rumored to have been having sex
Cobra said Ron confirmed that he knew all about “Greg”
Cobra asked Ron why he married Misty anyway
Ron replied that “she is the only tie he has to Haleigh and that he will keep her until Haleigh returns”
Cobra claims to have nearly coaxed Misty Croslin, the then girlfriend of Ron Cummings into doing a “re-enactment” of the evening Haleigh was abducted from the home. He states Ron was willing and encouraged Misty to participate and when she balked after saying she would, the couple argued and she stormed off. Cobra goes on to say that Ronald Cummings told him he knows all about the affair that Misty had been having with a man named Greg, and he married her anyway.
When asked by Cobra why he would marry her if he knew she was with this “white boy Greg” Ronald Cummings replied “You keep your friends close you keep your enemies closer.”
Orlando, FL- The State’s Attorney’s Office released the newest round of discovery evidence previously released to defense counsel to tot mom, Jose Baez, Wednesday.
The interviews released include interviews with Shirley Pleasea, Cameron “Cam Cam”Campion, roommate to Tony Lazzarro, PI Dominick Casey, a co-worker of Cindy Anthony and a man that smoked pot with indicted murder suspect Casey Anthony. In the Investigative Reports, a man that lost his wallet in the general area was interviewed as well.
Among the information learned, it appears the most startling revelation comes from the interview with Shirley Pleasea, Mother of Cindy Anthony and Grandmother to Casey Anthony. She indicated that although Casey had stolen money from her on numerous occasions, she used the money in August 2007 to pay for a cake and party favors for Caylee’s 2 Year Birthday Celebration.
Also revealed during the August 21 Interview with OCSO, Mrs. Pleasea told Investigators that Casey had stolen ,000 from her mother Cindy, possibly through taking out credit cards in Cindy’s name. Casey’s father George also took out credit cards in Cindy’s name without her knowledge according to Cindy Anthony’s Mother.
The most damning comment offered by Mrs. Pleasea, was when she wondered allowed if Casey hated Cindy more than she loved Caylee.
Check Back for Updates as Blink on Crime reviews the latest documents.
Salem, Oregon– The daughter of Vera Lakuvina, 41, was found wandering the streets of her neighborhood Wednesday evening around the intersection of Roselawn Drive Northeast and Burlington Street after Police received a call about a small child out alone.
Although the child was found the evening of Wednesday March 18, she was not reported missing by her Mother until Thursday March 19 after taking her several other children to appointments and leaving some at home.
Ms. Lakuvina did not notice her child missing until she returned home from the siblings morning appointments.
Police spokesman Lt. Dave Okada said Lakuvina has many children of different ages, with older children caring for the younger. As is protocal, Ms. Lakuvina was reported to the Department of Human Services.
Mrs. Lakuvino felt the child, police believe to be named “Esther” was missing from approximately 6:30 PM believing that she put herself to bed, as she did frequently.
When Lakuvina woke up this morning, she dropped some of her children off before checking Esther’s bedroom. When she saw Esther was missing, she called police.
(Editors Note: How many kids does this woman have and why would she not know if her 4 year old child left her home WAY before bedtime)
Samsuta, FL– The search for Haleigh Cummings, 5, has turned to a showdown between her parents. Inside sources from Putnam County have confirmed that Ronald Cummings has retained two attorneys to deflect the recent child abuse allegations lodged by Haleigh’s mother Crystal Sheffield.
On this evenings edition of Nancy Grace, where Ronald Cummings was scheduled to appear, it was announced that he declined to be on the show upon the advice of his attorneys.
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Orlando, FL– As we await the latest document dumps and Florida Bar Inquiry Response on Jose Baez’s behalf by his counsel, Timothy Chinaris, and in honor of St. Patrick’s Day, we focus on the SHAMROCK.
(noun) slang, an underage female who not only insists that she is the age of majority, but tries at great lengths to snare older men for experience. Or in this case, several, of any age and any occupation.
(Verb)
(1) To screw someone over; scam.
(2) To inflict severe injury upon someone as leverage to facilitate the extortion of money.
“Shamrock” is most frequently encountered in the passive, as in, “you have been shamrocked.
ie: You believe a woman that says an imaginary babysitter took her child a month earlier. She is found 6 months later in a garbage bag by her home. You have been “shamrocked”.
ie: You made donations you thought were going to finding a missing 34 month old Florida girl, Caylee Anthony. You have been “shamrocked”.
The Shamrock Lanyard
According to Cindy Anthony’s statement to detectives, Lee recovered the lanyard with Casey’s backpack:
“…There was one thing missing that I had in a bag and I made mention of that… Casey had a lanyard (this was in her work bag- there was no clothing bag) in her work bag that had Amy’s resumes in there – cuz it had an envelop with Amy’s resumes. Casey had a lanyard that had the Universal Studios ID- her original one from when she worked at Kodak, there’s a shamrock with white beads on it with a big one… it was not there the next day. It was there that night, but not there the next day. Casey was never left alone to go get that. Because Lee and I walked her into her bedroom, when we came home that night. Walked her right past everything. She didn’t even know what we/I had taken out of the car. Cuz I had it over by the washer and dryer and I have an ice chest we have setting off to the side. From the point when we called 911 she was never left alone by deputies. So she couldn’t have taken it out. Lee didn’t take it. I didn’t take it. It was missing by the time people came back to take the car and the stuff that was in it. Because I left it in her bag. When I went back to the bag to write the stuff down on the sheet, it wasn’t there. So somebody took it that Tuesday night or early Wednesday morning. It had to be (LE) but it wasn’t listed in the items. Someone had to have taken it. If you guys have it, it should have been with the stuff.
You would have taken it w/out my knowledge…”
Translation: We are going to see this lanyard again. Whether it has been recovered already in evidence and it has not been made public or it comes up in some nefarious finger pointing way, this will be the crux of the next blame game. Recall that Sean Daly gets the call late night of the 15th that he misses, and the lanyard goes poof according to Cindy. Could this be why:
Yes, you guessed it, this lanyard was worn by none other than BFF to Casey, and on the Guest List for her trial, tentatively scheduled for October 12, 2009, Sean Daly. Pictured Below is Sean and friends at last March’s Lake Vaj O’ Blast.
Not the Lanyard, and inside sources say is also missing, what really hung on her rear view.
My apologies in advance for those of us that when reflecting on the image of the beloved *shamrock* today; it is in no longer our symbol of all that is Irish goodness and luck. But instead, the back tat of a woman urinating in a parking lot and possibly the fodder for use in getting out of a murder rap for her child.
